My talents vary; I paint, draw, wiggle my ears, hold my breath underwater, sleep with total strangers, get impregnated easily, oh yeah and I write this flippin’ awesome blog. My only goal here is for you enjoy everything you read and learn absolutely nothing.
Everything is written with sarcasm and meant to be taken lightly. That being said should you take offense, you’re a wiener. In the event you read and love my blog just remember sharing, liking, and even commenting is like an online hug from you to me.