There are a number of studies and written articles that address directly the benefits of sex. I have provided a few informative links should you feel compelled to discover all the reasons why you should be having sex. Right now you may be debating whether or not to call that distant cousin. I say go ahead from what I have read it seems like the health benefits far outweigh familial shame. Oh right, the links:
Neigh say you? The evidence is clear. I personally think the intimacy is crucial to a relationship. The vulnerability of being nude and the comfort of being that way with a partner is sacred. That being said should I see some dude cleaning a cat litter box naked I won’t find that so special. Let’s not forget all the “cool” things guys like to do with their penis and or scrotum. “Helicopter” directly comes to mind but there are so many more.
There are a few reason’s sex may be bad: you’re too young or genetically faulty to breed, you don’t use proper protection, or the other party just got slipped a roofie (shame shame double shame on you!!!)
What is m0st disheartening to me is society’s strict constraints on acceptable sexual activity for geriatrics. I want to imagine that the reason those elderly ladies are in “Silver Sneakers” at the YMCA is because they need to stay limber enough to pull of a reverse cowgirl.
I fantasize about assisted living facilities being comparable to a co-ed dorm. I mean after 7:00 pm it goes down to Nastytown. Total debauchery with rooms smelling of camphor and secretions mingled with a touch of Avon fragrances.
The elderly should not be ashamed of their activities. I mean, why not celebrate what separates us from mammals until we die? Dude, this is random, but, I bet monkey cooter smells awful.
I know the elderly are just as in touch with their sexual side as young people,.why do you think grandpa wore the shorts that his balls slid out of when he sat down? Why do you think Grandma wears that pair of light yellow slacks that you can see through to her panties? I mean do you think it was really an accident that her house robe wasn’t properly buttoned when the UPS man brought her Liberty Medical packages? “Sundowners” my ass!
We should foster and environment that encourages the elderly to have sexual desire too. They should never feel inhibited to express their needs because of an unfair taboo. Celebrate your golden years with golden showers, it’s time to empty that catheter anyhow.