I have compiled a list of things that Angels can do. If you didn’t know before, prepare to know now. Check it:
Angels can star in movies and have The Goo Goo Dolls yes, you got that right the Goo Goo Dolls (biggest cleft chin ever on that lead singer he’s like Glen Quagmire) make up a really super meaningful song for the soundtrack.
Play in a awesome jam band.
Attend Comic Con in a freaking fantastic costume
Help children of all races cross dangerous bridges and streams.
Measure anything at any time because they carry rulers with them always.
Kick anybody’s ass
They can take an excellent group picture with out that one person having their eyes closed or looking away, they’re always ready, always photogenic.
Always down to go to GWAR concerts
Obviously angels do people things better. You have been schooled. Also, does anyone know a good angel mechanic?