I have previously posted about habits people have that make communicating with them personally impossible. Honestly, there are people who, while they speak, I cannot stop thinking about when they will shut up. The content is simultaneously disregarded while delivered in correlation to the irritability factor of said sender. I have to revisit this topic as I have become aware of more communication infractions. Here is the link to my previous post
Voice Demodulation. I know that I speak for everyone when I say, volume is emphatic and the louder you speak, the more people listen. Environmental distractions such as the feature film in a movie theater are loud, so you need to conquer; decibel wise. No one paid to see a movie, they obviously paid to listen to your whit. I do enjoy a live version of Mystery Science Theater 3000 for sure, but I really like being with the person that’s captivating the audience. I feel really cool by default. Of course loud talking is applicable anywhere; grocery store, library, funeral home, etc. Thanks human social network for your status update, I am so glad your fourteen year old daughter is pregnant. I’m sorry about your fungal issues.
Studies “They” do. I don’t know who “they” are myself, but “they” are so fucking smart. I already know that if someone starts their fact with “They say…blah blah I have no idea what I am talking about, blah, blah.” chances are they are droppin’ science (and droppin’ it all over). Now when I imagine the studies conducted by “they” I cannot really even wrap my mind around the vast array of data provided to me daily. “They say daddy longlegs are the most dangerous spider in the world, they’re mouths are too small to bite you.” Wait, what? GET the fuck out! I have been in the potential danger of a necrotic venom capable of radical organ tissue damage all this time and the CDC never warned anyone? Thank goodness “they” as a collective study things in their sky laboratory protected by wizards. This crazy group of scientists that calculate endlessly, anonymously always descending their knowledge to other really deserving and intelligent people. Thanks “they” I quit peeing in public pools so as not to change the color of the water around me and embarrass myself!
Lastly, the fact that you would do whatever I did in the situation far better than me. In actuality, most people probably do respond more appropriately than me in many situations, I’m not know for the best decision making. See also: workplace disciplinary action. For whatever reason I am telling a story that involves conflict and resolution, I didn’t really want to complete the story. I simply provided a description of a real life situation personal to me for which you give a hypothetical ending. Please divulge me in your accurate action taking, decision making, and idealistic outcome. I’m also glad your rapid, yet pretend, reaction is going to somehow improve the situation though it already happened.
Perhaps this post will be revisited with a part three? I say likely.